Flip Flops and More Fuckery: Still Ridiculous

Welcome back to Paradise.Just when Anthony thought he had figured out retirement life in Florida, Paradise found new and creative ways to prove him wrong.In Flip Flops & More Fuckery: Still Ridiculous, Anthony returns with another collection of hilarious stories, observations, and completely unnecessary neighborhood drama from life inside a Florida retirement community. From breakfast truck controversies and HOA battles to alligators, snakes, bears, golf carts, poolside politics, and residents who treat Facebook posts like international diplomatic incidents, nothing is ever quite as relaxing as it appears.Drawing on his unique background, Anthony brings a unique perspective to the strange world of retirement living, where decorative landscaping disputes can generate more emotion than actual emergencies and where a breakfast sandwich can spark a community uprising.Equal parts comedy, social commentary, and survival guide for anyone considering a move to the Sunshine State, this book takes readers deeper into the wonderfully ridiculous culture of modern retirement communities.Whether you're already living the retirement dream, planning your escape from the Northeast, or simply enjoy laughing at the absurdity of human behavior, you'll find yourself nodding in agreement, shaking your head in disbelief, and laughing out loud.Because in Florida, the alligators may be dangerous, but they're usually not the source of the drama.Grab a drink, pull up a chair, and prepare for another trip into Paradise.It's still ridiculous.

Pages: 117, Paperback, Independently published