Effin' Birds 2027 Monthly/Weekly Planner Calendar

Cute birds, filthy mouths. Instant mood booster. Tired of toxic positivity? These birds get it. Each weekly spread in this twelve-month planner features hilarious avian shit-talk paired with intricate vintage bird artwork. With a strong dose of sarcasm, a healthy serving of swear-therapy, and some much-needed side-eye, this planner is here to help you tackle it all--from errands to obligatory social engagements to existential dread. Perfect for fans of fowl humor, sweary sarcasm, and real talk--with wings. Features include: - 7" x 9" (14" x 9" open)- Perfect bound- Sturdy softcover- Printed on FSCÂ(R)-certified paper with soy-based ink- Ribbon page marker- 12-month planner: January-December 2027- Generous grid space for notes, appointments, and reminders- Monthly and weekly planning pages- Weekly spreads include full-color sweary bird artwork and plenty of room to write- Extra pages at back for notes, goals, and more- Year-at-a-glance pages for 2026, 2027, and 2028- Official major world holidays and observances- Moon phases, based on Universal Time- Vintage bird artwork paired with sweary sayings

Pages: 140, Kalender, Andrews McMeel Publishing