Eddie Strike and the Cursed Bloodline

My life was a spreadsheet of beige calculations...until a dead grandfather I never knew left me a magical house and a death sentence. Now I'm the steward of a sentient manor on the mystical Isle of Man, and my life has become a high-stakes RPG. I've got levels to grind, stats to manage, and two drop-dead gorgeous fairies for company-one, a fiery warrior with a secret, and the other, a mischievous archer who thinks sharing is caring. But my new power has earned me a new enemy: an ancient vampire prince with a grudge, and he's just fast-tracked my trial by combat...to the death. I have a handful of levels, a sarcastic magic sword, and two fairies who believe in me. He has centuries of power and a guild of corrupt politicians on his side. They think a numbers guy can't win a magical war... It's time to prove them wrong.