Don't Be a HO This Halloween!: The only thing you should ride is broom: 3

Don't Be a HO HO HO This Halloween is a funny, inappropriate adult Halloween gag book packed with outrageous rhymes, sexy costumes, bad dating decisions, and the kind of brutally old-fashioned advice only Grandma would dare to give.Halloween is already full of questionable choices. The costumes are tight, the drinks are flowing, and suddenly that man in the corner starts looking a lot more interesting than he probably should. Grandma is here to ruin the mood before the night turns into a story you regret telling.Witch? Grandma has thoughts.Sexy cowgirl? Keep your boots on.Nurse? Put down the stethoscope.Firefighter? We're not even discussing the hose.From witches, mermaids, maids, nurses, cheerleaders, princesses, cowgirls, and more, every costume gets its own ridiculous rhyme about hookups, one-night stands, dating disasters, and the eternal struggle between looking good and making terrible decisions.The humor is adult, the advice is questionable, and no Halloween favorite is safe.This illustrated adult humor book is made for the friend who always has a story, the woman with questionable taste in men, the group chat that knows too much, and anyone who appreciates inappropriate jokes with just enough truth to make them uncomfortable.It makes a hilarious choice for Halloween parties, girls' night, gift exchanges, hostess gifts, funny gifts for women, best-friend gag gifts, adult party gifts, and anyone who enjoys irreverent dating humor.Funny. Rude. Inappropriate. Definitely not for children.Because sometimes the scariest thing at the Halloween party isn't the costume.It's the man you're thinking about going home with.And if Grandma gets the final word?This Halloween, the only thing you should ride is a broom.