Do You Speak Merry?: A Gen Z Christmas Slang Survival Guide

Your niece said your gift wrap "ate" and you just smiled and nodded. This book exists so that never happens again.Do You Speak Merry? is the laugh-out-loud survival guide to Christmas-season Gen Z slang - 100 need-to-know terms, decoded in plain English with real example sentences and a sticker-worthy one-liner on every page.Plus the bonus field guide: How to Approach a Gen Z: Holiday Season Edition - ten rules for surviving the family group chat, the gift exchange, and the endless photo ops.- 100 Christmas-season slang terms, one per page- Plain-English meanings + real example sentences- A punchy one-liner on every page, made for quoting- The 10-rule "How to Approach a Gen Z" survival guideThe perfect funny Christmas gift and stocking stuffer for the gloriously confused parent, grandparent, coworker, or friend in your life. Funny first, accurate always.