Dime Store Hitman

Need a hitman but short on cash?Some thrillers give you a polished assassin in a tailored suit. Dime Store Hitman gives you Eddie "The Cowboy" DelDuco, a bargain-bin contract killer whose weapons come from garage sales and whose professional standards are negotiable.When fame-hungry beauty influencer Jessica Starling decides her wildly popular boyfriend is standing between her and social-media stardom, she doesn't want a breakup. She wants him gone. Unfortunately, Jessica can't afford the kind of hitman who drives a sports car and carries sophisticated weaponry. She can afford Eddie.What begins as a cheap contract quickly spirals into something much bigger, stranger, and more dangerous than either of them bargained for.Set in the wonderfully seedy corners of Los Angeles, Dime Store Hitman is a darkly comic crime thriller packed with snarky characters, questionable decisions, absurd schemes, and people whose moral compasses stopped working a long time ago.Fast, irreverent, and gleefully twisted, this is a thriller for readers who like their crime novels suspenseful, their heroes morally ambiguous, and their murder served with a very dark sense of humor.Buy Dime Store Hitman today. You'll never look at a garage sale the same way again.