Death Takes A Sick Day: Comedy of Mortal Errors

Death has never been sick a day in his unlife. It's not a boast - it's logistics.You cannot very well collect souls with a fever of 103. But on an otherwise unremarkable Tuesday, one fog-machine mishap at a haunted house in rural Ohio changes everything: Death sneezes.By midnight he has a fever. By two a.m. he is moaning facedown on his enormous black bed. And somewhere in the ancient bureaucracy of the universe, there has to be a form for this.Enter Kevin - an earnest temp with a binder, a spreadsheet, and a strict no-bit policy - suddenly covering the most important rounds in existence. What could go wrong? Only a rogue spreadsheet, an almost-dead influencer, one very confused Nepal, and an apocalypse penciled in for the wrong day.A warm, wickedly funny tale of burnout, bureaucracy, and the ninety seconds that make all the difference.This edition includes the exclusive bonus story "Kevin's First Day."