Dark Magic and Damp Pizza: 3

Aldric Fumblewick is getting married. This should be simple. It is not. The wedding venue has rejected him (fire risk). The guest list has become a diplomatic incident. The Wizard's Guild has opinions about the chairs. And the Office of Sapient Species Romantic Entanglements - OSSRE - has produced a twenty-page application form that requires, among other things, a thermal risk assessment, a fire-suppression compliance certificate, and a section on "interspecies cuisine expectations" that Aldric is choosing not to think about. Then a mysterious pizza shop opens on Kessler Street. The pizza is extraordinary - transcendent, impossible, the kind of pizza that makes you forget what pizza used to taste like. It's also slightly damp. And it's doing something to the neighbourhood. Dark Magic and Damp Pizza is the third book in The Fumblewick Chronicles - a comedic fantasy series for readers who like their magic with paperwork, their dragons with opinions, and their pizza slightly damp.