Dad Is Not a Tissue!

Dad is not a tissue!He swings you high and makes you grin-but boogers don't belong on him!Inspired by a true family moment, this hilarious rhyming picture book for toddlers, preschoolers, and kindergarten kids (ages 2-6) follows a curious child who tests every possible "tissue"-from Dad and the dog, to the wall, the couch, and even the fishbowl-before discovering the right place to wipe a nose.With playful repetition and laugh-out-loud gross humor, Dad Is Not a Tissue! turns everyday booger battles into a fun read-aloud about hygiene, boundaries, and growing independence.Perfect for:¿ Kids who love silly and slightly gross humor¿ Parents teaching manners and personal space¿ Classroom read-alouds in preschool and kindergarten¿ Father's Day gifts¿ Families who know the struggle of sleeve-wiping¿ A boredom-buster read when kids are home sick with coldsFrom nose-goo drips to booger puddles, this charming family picture book captures the messy, loving reality of early childhood-where learning happens one funny moment at a time.