Cubicle Crawler : Orientation Day: A LitRPG Office Apocalypse Comedy

WELCOME TO ORIENTATION DAY. YOUR BOSS IS THE RAID BOSS. HR IS WATCHING. GOOD LUCK, INTERN.On Monday at 9:00 AM, every office building on Earth turned into a dungeon.Marcus "Mars" Delgado just wanted to file his tickets and go home.Instead, he got: - A stapler with +3 Piercing- A calculator-wielding Payroll Mage who can math a man to death- A janitor whose mop unlocks Berlin- And a Pomeranian who chose union solidarity over a golden parachuteNow the System is live. The CEO is Level 99. And Resignation has been patched out.To survive the Conglomerate, Mars will have to do the impossible: Unionize the apocalypse.Cubicle Crawler: Orientation Day is perfect for readers who love: - LitRPG- Corporate satire with actual swords- Found family vs. dystopian management- Dogs committing war crimes for XP- "Don't fear the Hydra. Become the Hostile Takeover."Warning: Contains fermented fish, weaponized spreadsheets, hostile compliance, and extreme violence against KPIs.Start the crawl. HRBot_9000 is already watching.

Pages: 153, Paperback, Independently published