Blame & Gain

Tired of personal responsibility? Ready to unlock the unlimited power of blaming the universe for your failures and stagnant life? This little work delivers a masterclass in how to rise to the top-by sinking to the bottom.We explore the new social hierarchy where feelings trump facts, being hurt is a superpower, and ambition is optional while complaining is mandatory. Each chapter unveils the - up until now - unwritten laws of victimhood-how to dress the part, speak the lingo, and cultivate the perfect blend of fragility and indignation.Packed with examples, commentary, breakdowns, and workbook exercises, this guide is your passport to moral superiority-without ever having to get off the couch.Whether you're looking to lead a hashtag movement from your bed or just want to exploit the madness for fame and profit, Blame & Gain is the only self-help book you'll never have to finish to feel empowered.