Bixby Bluebottle & The Wizards' Bane

Hi! I'm Bixby Bluebottle! I'm an 11 year old Hob. A lotta time, people call us halflings, but that's really kind of rude if you think about it. Call us halflings, and we'll steal your socks!This is the story of me tryin' to win the Thieve's Guild Urchin Contest. Like all great heroes, the winner gets Glory and Fortune-well, at least a few extra copper pieces. But first, I have to get past evil wizards and me Arch-Nemesis, and next-door annoyance, Ringwyrm Merryfodder!There are evil wizards, sugar, six annoying sisters, mischief, a dragon-cat (long story), cookies, crazy gnome inventors with lightning machines, strange monsters, and me very best friends!You can be one of them! Friends, not monsters. You can tell everyone you were here at the beginning! Before I was famous-like!(I really need to buy some pencils and stop writing in ink.)Respectfully Submitted, Bixby BluebottleSeeker of Fortune & GloryBixby's journal is full of adventure and chaos. Join him as he pranks the mayor, gets in big trouble with the thieves' guild, and attempts to steal magic treasure from two powerful wizards who have more than one evil trap in their tower.

Pages: 219, Paperback, Independently published