Banana Suit Wallpaper: And Other Short Horror Stories

I am sorry for these stories. They might scare you, they might make you laugh... but they will surely leave you in a state of shock. They derived from the mind during a weird time, but isn't the time always under such pretenses? America can be a beautiful place, but most of the time it suffers. Some of these stories are about monsters, while some are politically driven. Though I don't necessarily read the news. My world views are based upon cold life experience, and a blatant skepticism of society. I believe my personal dissociation played a part in the writing of these stories. Nonetheless, I wanted this collection to have a point. I've covered all grounds of this evil planet. I do not sugarcoat the ideas that are intertwined within these pages. I strived for... the truth. So if you want something that will give you false hope, you might want to turn to another book. These stories - will - stick with you. They came from my head, and now they will live in yours. It is up to you to discern whether you'd like to keep them there, or to try to get rid of the stains. But this is not just some gruesome show. This book is real. The doomed current state of the world is documented within this text. You - will - be enlightened upon consumption. I apologize in advance.