All's Well That Ends in Essex

What do you get when you cross Shakespearean tragedy with WKD, emotional damage, and a laminated pub menu?Welcome to All's Well That Ends Well in Essex-a feral romantic comedy about fake weddings, spiritual blackmail, and one man's tragic war with commitment.Helly works nights for the NHS and keeps a folder full of emotional receipts. Barry's a tracksuit-wearing romantic fugitive with a vape addiction and a GCSE in ghosting women. After one too many ignored texts and a very suspicious "soz been mad busy xx," Helly takes matters into her own hands.What follows is a spectacularly misguided mission to lock down love by any means necessary-including forged documents, a faked honeymoon night in the dark with the wrong woman, and a Wetherspoons wedding officiated by a man in a Burger King crown called Ken.Throw in:Psychic mothersPigeons with prophetic powersTikTok beefsAnd a spiritual tribunal held in a bingo hall... and you've got a Shakespearean love story dragged backwards through an Essex car park.It's messy. It's petty. It's got a heart.And it ends, more or less, in Wetherspoons.Part of the ADAPTATIONS series: bold, funny, reimagined Shakespearean stories set in the tragicomic chaos of modern Britain.Perfect for Fleabag, This Country, Dolly Alderton fans, and people who've ever cried in a pub toilet but came out stronger for it.

Pages: 74, Paperback, Knelstrom Ltd