Aliens, Pirates & Cowboys

The three pirates would roam so far throughout North America that they became a common sight to see at burial grounds, bars, and banks to decide which ones to rob. Pirate Galleon had to be one of the most pigeon-toed pirates who always had his mind in outer space. His huge brimmed and brown pirate sunbreo hid clumps of dark brown hair that would have been considered to be dreadlocks in places in the Caribbean such as Jamaica, however, the real reason why Pirate Galleon's hair was clumped was that he had stopped combing his hair the moment after he left his parent's house in a small village in Wisconsin at the age of fourteen years old. His hair would dance in clumps around his waist and become a part of his clothing a cloth shirt that looked like a sack, a brown weathered leather vest, and denim jeans that were tucked inside black cowboy boots with white stitching. Pirate Galleon was the head of his clan with Cowboy Joe as Pirate Galleon’s understudy, Cowboy Joe being a rotund balding man that dressed similar to Pirate Galleon, just in larger sizes, and Cowboy Bill where if you flashed forward more than a century later, was a look-alike to William Shatner from the TV show Star Trek. Pirate Gideon had left the small village in Wisconsin and roamed all over the world with Cowboy Joe and Cowboy Bill. When Pirate Gideon was a child, about a year before he left his hometown and his parents, he had a dream that he would die from an alien spaceship landing on Earth. Little young Pirate Gideon had woken up screaming, as he could feel in his dream and sense the reality of an alien spaceship landing right on the little farmhouse where his family lives and instantly killing Pirate Gideon and his entire family.