a Thousand Ways to Close Restaurant: Trust Me, The Lime Fish Won’t Kill You

They say it's impossible for a bumblebee to fly. But the bumblebee doesn't know that, so it flies anyway. This is the starting point for the journey of a Slovak-Peruvian couple who-armed with an old Skoda, zero experience in the local food industry, and a baby in the backseat-decided to teach Slovaks how to love beef hearts and ceviche.This book tells the story of how to survive lockdowns in a 16th-century mill, manage a restaurant from a hospital bed as a war breaks out nearby, and nearly collide with an ostrich on a rural Slovak road. This is the real, spine-tingling story of two "Grill MacGyvers" who discovered that cumin is more important than a business plan and that two red lines on a pregnancy test are, in fact, the Peruvian flag.If you're looking for a manual on "successful entrepreneurship," look elsewhere. But if you want to know how to keep your sanity when the world is falling apart, this is the book for you.