A Hard Place

What happens when a timid FBI agent meets a situation completely out of his depth? In A Hard Place, the rules of gravity, dignity, and common sense are entirely optional. Follow FBI scientist Stanley Goodweed as he is thrust into an absurdly extraordinary disaster, teamed up with a hardened criminal whose love for beer rivals only his disdain for authority. From the mainland to a high-stakes showdown on Alcatraz Island, they have to stop a maniacal general, his team and a pampered Pekingese from destroying San Francisco. Armed with nothing more than stubborn optimism and a knack for landing in the absolute worst spot imaginable, Stanley has to muster up a courage he didn't know he had and navigate a world personally designed to test his limits. If you like your humor a little sarcastic, your action slightly unhinged, and your heroes thoroughly unprepared, this is your next read. Scroll up and grab your copy today! Content Advisory: This book is a 90s action comedy parody intended for mature audiences. It features adult humor and frequent strong language consistent with a soft R-rated action movie spoof.