A Day At The Goblin Faire

New world. New problems. Zero patience for any of it.When a foul-mouthed, chip-on-his-shoulder rebel gets ripped from everything he knows and dumped into a world crawling with goblins, dark sorcery, and creatures that want him dead before breakfast, he has exactly two options: adapt or die.He picks a third: complain loudly and punch his way through.Stranded in a land where magic is real, danger is everywhere, and a malevolent queen rules with an iron fist, he's running out of options and out of time. Getting home means fighting harder than than he's ever fought, learning who to trust, and reckoning with the losses that broke him long before any queen ever got the chance to try.Packed with razor-sharp wit, breakneck action, and the irreverent spirit of Army of Darkness meets The Last Unicorn, A Day At The Goblin Faire is the fantasy adventure for readers who like their heroes flawed, their humor filthy, and their stakes sky-high.