60 Million Reasons to Run

They came for their home. They accidentally took their $60 million. Homer Hoskins expected his retirement at the Meadow View Assisted Living Center to be quiet. Instead, he finds himself staring down the barrel of an international drug cartel when a ruthless criminal syndicate evicts twenty seniors to turn their home into a smuggling hub. But the cartel made one fatal mistake: they forgot that Homer had spent forty years as a deep-cover detective. Refusing to be thrown out onto the street, Homer and a rogue crew of stubborn retirees stage a midnight heist, steal the cartel's massive Silver Eagle touring bus, and hit the open road. Only when they are miles away do they open the luggage bay and discover six heavy duffel bags packed with sixty million dollars in cold cartel cash. Now, pursued by a frantic motorcycle gang, tracking aircraft, and a clinical executioner known as El Verdugo, this armed senior citizen family must rely on high-voltage stun guns, a 30,000-volt electric fence crisis, and a highly weaponized bus sewage tank to survive. To save his friends, Homer will have to return to the lion's den alone to pull off the greatest, most chaotic psychological frame-job in thriller history. Packed with high-octane suspense and laugh-out-loud humor, this is a heartwarming road-trip thriller about a family of misfits who prove that while aging is mandatory, backing down is entirely optional.