101 Ways to Torture Your Husband

Sometimes men just need to be punished, whether it's to put them in their place or chastise them for bad behavior. Sure, it sounds somewhat mean and childish, but pulling off these pranks are a healthy outlet for the stress and frustration women often feel in the wacky world of marriage. This guide offers 101 ways to torture your husband. He forgot your birthday. He always leaves his socks on the floor. He’s glued to the tube all weekend for every game. Let’s face it: Even the best of husbands are a real pain in the ass sometimes. And when all the “talks,” counseling sessions and self-help books fail, there’s only one viable recourse: torture. In this hilarious collection of clever tricks and tactics, you will learn how to put your husband in his place when you: Bury the remote in the backyard Have lunch with an ex Pick a fight during the game Book a male masseuse for your next massage Delete his DVR recordings And many more! Risk factors rank damage done as well as how long it’ll take him to get over it. With the creatively wicked methods outlined in this manual, he’ll never misbehave again!